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pokemonmasterkimba:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

oddlyclad:

highvoltage-inmylips:

oddlyclad:

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

and why is “from” in quotations…

because racist white dudes have a tendency to ask woc where they’re “from” and they actually mean “what is your racial heritage to the nearest percent”

thank you!

Who do I contact to get these plastered over trimet

#men should have curfews

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

matt112830:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.

The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.

He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg

omfg

and old Apple computers

the apple was a rainbow 

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Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Whoa…

(Source: communism-kills)

jingle-jangle-motherfucker:

thatkenziegirl:

Imagine walking along in the middle of a crowded city, with your headphones on. You glance down to change the music and when you look back up you see him walking right towards you. When he passes you he grabs your upper arm, turning you so that you’re walking along side him.

"Hello. Just keep walking, don’t look alarmed. I’m the Doctor, and I need your help."

Screaming.

(Source: rosetylear)

congenitalprogramming:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;

This bunneh has RAINBOW EARS
Oh my gosh <3


That, my friends, is a dream hare.
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congenitalprogramming:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;

This bunneh has RAINBOW EARS
Oh my gosh <3


That, my friends, is a dream hare.
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congenitalprogramming:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;

This bunneh has RAINBOW EARS

Oh my gosh <3

That, my friends, is a dream hare.

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